{"id":55730,"date":"2025-03-18T19:58:33","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T19:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55730"},"modified":"2025-03-18T19:58:33","modified_gmt":"2025-03-18T19:58:33","slug":"a-wife-with-7th-s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55730","title":{"rendered":"A Wife With 7th S>>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-860.png\" alt=\"This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is image-860.png\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A man phones his wife and asks her:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHoney I\u2019ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod &amp; fishing box. We\u2019re leaving from office &amp; I\u2019ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The wife noticed that there\u2019s something fishy in her husband\u2019s story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as he told her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a week the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but happy to have done a good job.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The wife immediately started asking about the weekend, how it was, if he\u2019d caught any fish and so on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The husband said: \u201cYes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill &amp; a few Swordfish. But why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pyjamas?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To which the wife responded: \u201cI did\u2026..They\u2019re in your fishing box\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55721\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man phones his wife and asks her: \u201cHoney I\u2019ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":55731,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55730"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55732,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55730\/revisions\/55732"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/55731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}