{"id":55905,"date":"2025-03-20T00:25:11","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T00:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55905"},"modified":"2025-03-20T00:25:12","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T00:25:12","slug":"good-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55905","title":{"rendered":"Good morning,>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"732\" height=\"915\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-911.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-55906\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-911.png 732w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-911-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 732px) 100vw, 732px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their \u2018tourist\u2019 garb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a \u2018drop dead gorgeous\u2019 topless blonde came walking straight towards them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They couldn\u2019t help but stare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the blonde passed them she smiled and said<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,\u2019 nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were both stunned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How in the world did she know they were priests?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Again she nodded at each of them and said \u2013 \u2018Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,\u2019 and started to walk away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One of the priests couldn\u2019t stand it any longer and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Just a minute, young lady.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Yes, Father?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She replied, \u2018Why Father, it\u2019s me, Sister Kathleen.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55890\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":55906,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55905"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55907,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55905\/revisions\/55907"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/55906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}