{"id":56059,"date":"2025-03-20T22:19:19","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T22:19:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=56059"},"modified":"2025-03-20T22:19:20","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T22:19:20","slug":"they-are-waiting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=56059","title":{"rendered":"They are waiting >>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"526\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-954.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-56060\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-954.png 526w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-954-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-954-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the bus arrives. They find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?<br>That ticking sound is driving me crazy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The blind man replies, \u201cIf you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we\u2019d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=55990\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":56060,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56059"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56061,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56059\/revisions\/56061"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/56060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}