{"id":56086,"date":"2025-03-20T23:17:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T23:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=56086"},"modified":"2025-03-20T23:17:42","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T23:17:42","slug":"as-jack-was-marr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=56086","title":{"rendered":"As Jack was marr>>>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"511\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-963.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-56087\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-963.png 511w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-963-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 511px) 100vw, 511px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSon, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, and took off my pants.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThen, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThey were huge on her, and she said that she couldn\u2019t wear them because they were too large.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I said to her, \u201cOf course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEver since that day, we have never had a single problem.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jack took his dad\u2019s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTry these on,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jack went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s the point of this? I can\u2019t get into your panties,\u201d said Jack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cExactly,\u201d Jill replied,\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAnd if you don\u2019t change your attitude, you never will!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice. \u201cSon, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":56087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56088,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56086\/revisions\/56088"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/56087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}