{"id":56474,"date":"2025-03-24T04:12:44","date_gmt":"2025-03-24T04:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=56474"},"modified":"2025-03-24T04:12:44","modified_gmt":"2025-03-24T04:12:44","slug":"92-yr-olds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=56474","title":{"rendered":"92-yr-old\u2019s."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I accidentally saw this story on the internet, and it\u2019s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. They then decided to grab a bite at the food court.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While sitting there, the dad noticed a teenager next to him with wild hair, and what happened next will have you laughing out loud\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Get ready for some classic grandad humor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay, here\u2019s how the story goes: I\u2019m not sure if it really happened or if it\u2019s made up, but either way \u2013 it\u2019s absolutely brilliant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Got drunk once and had s::e_x with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I accidentally saw this story on the internet, and it\u2019s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56474"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56478,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56474\/revisions\/56478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}