{"id":57195,"date":"2025-03-27T17:06:05","date_gmt":"2025-03-27T17:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=57195"},"modified":"2025-03-27T17:06:06","modified_gmt":"2025-03-27T17:06:06","slug":"a-wife-pack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=57195","title":{"rendered":"A wife pack&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"960\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-1271.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-57196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-1271.png 768w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-1271-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cWhere are you going?\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;demands the surprised husband.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cTo Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cWhat do you think you are doing?\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;she screamed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cI\u2019m going to Las Vegas with you\u2026 I want to see how you\u2019re going to live on $1,000 a year!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cI was going to park there!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man was a real smart alec and he said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s what you can do when you\u2019re young and bright.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Discover-the-Delight-of-Lentil-Patties-A-Vegan-Recipe-That-Rivals-Meat-41.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-131664\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhere are you going?\u201d&nbsp;demands the surprised husband. \u201cTo Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":57196,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57195"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57197,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57195\/revisions\/57197"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/57196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}