{"id":58576,"date":"2025-05-11T15:53:34","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T15:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=58576"},"modified":"2025-05-11T15:53:34","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T15:53:34","slug":"a-priest-offe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=58576","title":{"rendered":"A priest offe."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
\"No<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

A priest offered a nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The nun said, \u201cFather, remember Psalm 129?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The nun once again said, \u201cFather, remember Psalm 129?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The priest apologized \u201cSorry sister but the flesh is weak.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, \u201cGo forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Little Johnny was going to his fathers house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill. He started up the hill but was constantly swearing \u201cThis damn thing is so heavy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A priest heard him and came out. \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t be swearing\u201d said the priest. \u201cGod hears you\u2026He is everywhere\u2026He\u2019s in the chruch\u2026He\u2019s on the sidewalk\u2026He\u2019s everywhere.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then Little Johnny says: \u201cOh is he in my Wagon?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The priest replies: \u201cYes Johnny, God is in your Wagon.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Little Johnny says: \u201cWell tell him to get the hell out and start pulling.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One man shared this advice on how he was able to make through 50 years of marriage:
At Saint Mary\u2019s Catholic Church they have a weekly husband\u2019s marriage seminar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, \u201cWell, I\u2019ve tried to treat her nizza, spend money on her, but best of all is that I took her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Priest responded, \u201cLuigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Luigi proudly replied, \u201cI\u2019m gonna go get her.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Romi (to the doctor): \u201cDoctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift.\u201d
Doctor: \u201cTell her to come in.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Romi: \u201cI cannot\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doctor: \u201cWhy so?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Romi: \u201cBecause she does not stop at this floor.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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