{"id":58578,"date":"2025-05-11T15:57:55","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T15:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=58578"},"modified":"2025-05-11T15:57:55","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T15:57:55","slug":"a-blind-cowb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=58578","title":{"rendered":"A Blind Cowb."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent-los2-1.xx.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/496757460_122135017898798833_1015085867474933097_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296_tt6&amp;_nc_cat=102&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=127cfc&amp;_nc_eui2=AeFAnV6NEGF9Z2dwUCGDB7oOWgqGXmPKJjpaCoZeY8omOhBkCMrYdXpMEJU0lSVlcae25-xDICTalhaGd7VU-fBF&amp;_nc_ohc=nzct7NqHcb8Q7kNvwEbmlTd&amp;_nc_oc=AdkPlgWC_fjN4s-pIXMXwy2hMHq-REz2mChBO0YBkj32giZ7U2FHvopDe8_7Ye96gAFmIkebhUG66n-OspjgH2Jt&amp;_nc_zt=23&amp;_nc_ht=scontent-los2-1.xx&amp;_nc_gid=ibnqUyhXGmjNWnVdnogM8g&amp;oh=00_AfLbEj2LWIq4jUiruVCkRrfscQ4Wr1dIB5jfGaRvAldAgA&amp;oe=68269BA2\" alt=\"May be an image of one or more people, blonde hair and text that says &quot;YOU WANNA HEAR A BLONDE JOKE? Lddo&quot;\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells at the bartender, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHey, do you ladies wanna hear a blonde joke?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bar immediately falls dead silent.In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u201cBefore you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it\u2019s only fair\u2014since you\u2019re blind\u2014that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a ,  blonde girl with a billy club. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m a 6-foot-tall blonde with a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy\u2026 Do you\u00a0<em>still<\/em>\u00a0wanna tell that blonde joke?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cowboy pauses for a second, then says, \u201c\u2026Nah, not if I have to explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58578"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58578"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58579,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58578\/revisions\/58579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}