{"id":59443,"date":"2025-05-17T12:03:25","date_gmt":"2025-05-17T12:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=59443"},"modified":"2025-05-17T12:03:26","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T12:03:26","slug":"come-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=59443","title":{"rendered":"Come back."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"517\" height=\"420\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image-273.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-59444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image-273.png 517w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image-273-300x244.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 517px) 100vw, 517px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>An 8-year-old knocks on the door of a brothel\u2026 The Madam opens it up, looks down and sees the kid. \u201cWhat do you want?\u201d The kid says, \u201cI wanna get laid!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Madam says, \u201cYeah, come back in ten years.\u201d \u201cBut I wanna get laid.\u201d The Madam bends down and says, \u201cKid, get out of here, come back in ten years. Tell you what, go find a tree with a hole in it and practice.\u201d Ten years later, the kid knocks again on the door. The Madam recognizes him instantly, \u201cKid! You\u2019re back!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYes ma\u2019am, I did!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Madam is so impressed that she walks him upstairs to the best lady in the house.<br>As the lady undresses, the kid walks over to the closet, grabs a broom, and starts whacking the prostitute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The lady screams, \u201cWhat are you doing kid?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cChecking for squirrels.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=59299\">also read..<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An 8-year-old knocks on the door of a brothel\u2026 The Madam opens it up, looks down and sees the kid. \u201cWhat do you want?\u201d The kid says,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":59444,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59443"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59443"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59445,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59443\/revisions\/59445"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/59444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}