{"id":60920,"date":"2025-05-25T05:02:52","date_gmt":"2025-05-25T05:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=60920"},"modified":"2025-05-25T05:02:52","modified_gmt":"2025-05-25T05:02:52","slug":"a-blonde-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=60920","title":{"rendered":"A blonde names\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"685\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image-619.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60921\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image-619.png 526w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image-619-230x300.png 230w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A blonde was out walking her two dogs when a man passing by paused and smiled. \u201cWow, those are beautiful dogs! What are their names?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She smiled proudly and replied, \u201cThe tall one\u2019s Timex, and the short one\u2019s Rolex.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man raised an eyebrow. \u201cReally? Why\u2019d you name them that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a sigh and a shake of her head, she said, \u201cBecause they\u2019re my\u00a0<em>watch<\/em>\u00a0dogs, obviously.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, in a different situation, three blondes found themselves stuck in a pitch-black elevator after the power went out. They reached for their phones, but none had a signal. Hours passed, and frustration mounted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally, one of them suggested, \u201cMaybe if we all scream together, someone will hear us and come help.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The others nodded in agreement, took a deep breath\u2014and all three yelled in unison:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTOGETHER! TOGETHER! TOGETHER!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sometimes you just have to laugh. Hope this one brought a smile to your face!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=60908\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde was out walking her two dogs when a man passing by paused and smiled. \u201cWow, those are beautiful dogs! What are their names?\u201d he asked&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":60921,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60920"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60922,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60920\/revisions\/60922"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/60921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}