{"id":61668,"date":"2025-05-30T01:36:31","date_gmt":"2025-05-30T01:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=61668"},"modified":"2025-05-30T01:36:31","modified_gmt":"2025-05-30T01:36:31","slug":"mans-unexpected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=61668","title":{"rendered":"Man\u2019s Unexpected"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"509\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image-822.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-61669\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image-822.png 509w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/image-822-255x300.png 255w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 509px) 100vw, 509px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A businessman got on an elevator.When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, \u201cT-G-I-F.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He smiled at her and replied, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201dShe looked puzzled and repeated, \u201cT-G-I-F,\u201d more slowly.He again answered, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201dThe blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, \u201cT-G-I-F.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man smiled back at her and once again, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201dThe exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. \u201c\u2018T-G-I-F\u2019 means \u2018Thank God, It\u2019s Friday!\u2019 Get it, duuhhh?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man answered, \u201cS-H-I-T means \u2018Sorry, Honey, It\u2019s Thursday\u2019\u2014duuhhh.\u201d\u00a0<strong>Read more below<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=61615\">ALSO READ&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A businessman got on an elevator.When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, \u201cT-G-I-F. He smiled at her and replied,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":61669,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61668"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61668"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61670,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61668\/revisions\/61670"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/61669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}