{"id":65234,"date":"2025-06-20T05:55:05","date_gmt":"2025-06-20T05:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=65234"},"modified":"2025-06-20T05:55:05","modified_gmt":"2025-06-20T05:55:05","slug":"bob-an-undertaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=65234","title":{"rendered":"Bob, an undertaker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-65235\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/509203637_122135772482780549_7967958977531865149_n-221x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/509203637_122135772482780549_7967958977531865149_n-221x300.jpg 221w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/509203637_122135772482780549_7967958977531865149_n.jpg 526w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 221px) 100vw, 221px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.His wife asked him, \u201cWhat happened to you?\u201d\u201cI\u2019ve had a terrible day!\u201d says Bob.\u201cI had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>the manager said they couldn\u2019t get him into a body bag,because he had a huge erection!\u201dAnyway, I went up, and sure enough, there was this big naked man,<\/p>\n<p>lying on the bed with a hugeerection! So I grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half!\u201d\u201cI see!\u201d said the wife,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cThat must have been terrible! But how did you get the black eye?\u201dBob replied, \u201cWrong room!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=64880\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.His wife asked him, \u201cWhat happened to you?\u201d\u201cI\u2019ve had a terrible day!\u201d says Bob.\u201cI had to go to&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":65235,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65234"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65236,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65234\/revisions\/65236"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/65235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}