{"id":65468,"date":"2025-06-21T12:43:36","date_gmt":"2025-06-21T12:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=65468"},"modified":"2025-06-21T12:43:36","modified_gmt":"2025-06-21T12:43:36","slug":"i-came-home-to-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=65468","title":{"rendered":"I Came Home to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-65470\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Capture-41-292x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Capture-41-292x300.jpg 292w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Capture-41.jpg 467w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I left my husband, Mark, with the kids for a week-long trip, thinking everything would be fine. But when I came home, I found my boys sleeping on the cold hallway floor. Something was wrong.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-8\">\n<div id=\"trendusa1.com_responsive_1\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>I checked the house and found Mark in the boys\u2019 room, surrounded by energy drink cans and snacks, playing video games with headphones on.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-9\">\n<div id=\"trendusa1.com_responsive_2\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The room looked like a gamer paradise\u2014complete with a mini-fridge. When I confronted him, he dismissed my concerns,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>saying the kids were \u201chaving an adventure\u201d sleeping on the floor.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\">\n<div id=\"trendusa1.com_responsive_3\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Angry, I decided to teach him a lesson. I unplugged everything in his man cave, then served him a childlike breakfast\u2014Mickey<\/p>\n<p>Mouse-shaped pancakes in a sippy cup. I presented him with a chore chart and new house rules: all screens off by 9 p.m. sharp,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>and if he misbehaved, a timeout corner. I stuck to my plan, even giving him dinosaur-shaped sandwiches and praising him like a child for every little task.<\/p>\n<p>The breaking point came when Mark threw a tantrum about his screen time. I calmly reminded him that \u201cgrown men\u201d don\u2019t make their<\/p>\n<p>kids sleep on the floor. He apologized, but I wasn\u2019t done yet. I called his mom to come over, and she arrived to<\/p>\n<p>scold him in front of me. She promised to \u201cwhip him into shape\u201d and I couldn\u2019t help but feel a little smug.<\/p>\n<p>By the end, Mark genuinely apologized, and I felt he understood. I told him the boys needed a father, not another playmate.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, the lesson stuck\u2014though I always had the timeout corner ready just in case.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=65440\">also read&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I left my husband, Mark, with the kids for a week-long trip, thinking everything would be fine. But when I came home, I found my boys&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":65470,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65468"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65472,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65468\/revisions\/65472"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/65470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}