{"id":65573,"date":"2025-06-23T15:17:48","date_gmt":"2025-06-23T15:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=65573"},"modified":"2025-06-23T15:17:48","modified_gmt":"2025-06-23T15:17:48","slug":"i-created-a-tinder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=65573","title":{"rendered":"I Created a Tinder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"409\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-65574\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/504257743_1035809978733087_1262104657533203730_n-1-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/504257743_1035809978733087_1262104657533203730_n-1-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/504257743_1035809978733087_1262104657533203730_n-1-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/504257743_1035809978733087_1262104657533203730_n-1-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/504257743_1035809978733087_1262104657533203730_n-1.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"409\">My mom gave up everything to raise me after Dad walked out. She sacrificed her happiness so I could have mine. At 23, I thought helping her find love was the least I could do. So, I made her a dating profile and encouraged her to put herself out there again. What I never expected? Her first match was my boss.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"411\" data-end=\"665\">The next morning, at work, I noticed Michael\u2014usually stoic\u2014grinning at his phone. My friend Natalie joked that he must be in love. Out of curiosity, I peeked. My heart dropped: he was texting <em data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"614\">my mother<\/em>. They even had a dinner date scheduled that night.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"879\">Panicked, I knew I had to stop it. Michael was about to leave early\u2014unheard of. Desperate, I faked a report issue to delay him, then accidentally-on-purpose spilled coffee on his laptop to ruin his evening plans.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"927\">He was furious but stayed to salvage his work.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"1076\">I felt terrible. But the thought of Mom dating my boss? I couldn\u2019t handle it. Maybe I robbed her of a chance\u2026 but I wasn\u2019t ready to call him \u201cDad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1086\">Not yet.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1086\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=65570\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom gave up everything to raise me after Dad walked out. She sacrificed her happiness so I could have mine. At 23, I thought helping her&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":65574,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65573"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65575,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65573\/revisions\/65575"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/65574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}