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A Woman Passes Her Daughter\u2019s Closed Bedroom<\/p>\n
As a woman passes her daughter\u2019s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside.<\/p>\n
Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vi\u201db\u2019r\u201da\u201dtor.<\/p>\n
Shocked, she asked: \u2018what in the world are you doing?\u2019<\/p>\n
The daughter replied:<\/p>\n
\u2018 Mum, I\u2019m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I\u2019ll ever get to a husband.<\/p>\n
Please, go away and leave me alone.\u2019<\/p>\n
The next day, the girl\u2019s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.<\/p>\n
Upon entering the room, he saw his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.<\/p>\n
He asked her what she was doing,<\/p>\n
The daughter said:<\/p>\n
\u2018 Dad I\u2019m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I\u2019ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.\u2019<\/p>\n
A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room.<\/p>\n