{"id":66515,"date":"2025-06-30T12:47:14","date_gmt":"2025-06-30T12:47:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=66515"},"modified":"2025-06-30T12:48:51","modified_gmt":"2025-06-30T12:48:51","slug":"three-blondes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=66515","title":{"rendered":"Three blondes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-66516\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/photo_2025-06-30_13-46-37.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/photo_2025-06-30_13-46-37.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/photo_2025-06-30_13-46-37-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Three blondes are in an elevator<\/p>\n<p>Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.<\/p>\n<p>They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck.<\/p>\n<p>Even the phones are out.<\/p>\n<p>After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTogether, together, together<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=66476\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three blondes are in an elevator Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":66516,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66515"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66515"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66519,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66515\/revisions\/66519"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/66516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}