{"id":68248,"date":"2025-07-16T12:16:59","date_gmt":"2025-07-16T12:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=68248"},"modified":"2025-07-16T12:16:59","modified_gmt":"2025-07-16T12:16:59","slug":"mans-unexpected-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=68248","title":{"rendered":"Man\u2019s Unexpected"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-68249\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/501355189_122138855888648101_5753529853360227009_n-255x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/501355189_122138855888648101_5753529853360227009_n-255x300.jpg 255w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/501355189_122138855888648101_5753529853360227009_n.jpg 509w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 255px) 100vw, 255px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A businessman got on an elevator.When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, \u201cT-G-I-F.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p>He smiled at her and replied, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201dShe looked puzzled and repeated, \u201cT-G-I-F,\u201d more slowly.He again answered, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201dThe blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, \u201cT-G-I-F.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>The man smiled back at her and once again, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201dThe exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. \u201c\u2018T-G-I-F\u2019 means \u2018Thank God, It\u2019s Friday!\u2019 Get it, duuhhh?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1674217\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\"><\/div>\n<p>The man answered, \u201cS-H-I-T means \u2018Sorry, Honey, It\u2019s Thursday\u2019\u2014duuhhh.\u201d\u00a0<strong>Read more below<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A businessman got on an elevator.When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, \u201cT-G-I-F. He smiled at her and replied,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":68249,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68250,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68248\/revisions\/68250"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/68249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}