{"id":69256,"date":"2025-07-25T04:04:47","date_gmt":"2025-07-25T04:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69256"},"modified":"2025-07-25T04:04:48","modified_gmt":"2025-07-25T04:04:48","slug":"funny-a-man-seventy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69256","title":{"rendered":"Funny: A man seventy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"509\" height=\"565\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-76.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-69257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-76.png 509w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-76-270x300.png 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 509px) 100vw, 509px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>When a 70-year-old single man met a 17-year-old girl one day, he fell in love right away. After getting married, they honeymooned in Florida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A friend asked him how it went when they got back. \u201cOh,\u201d the man said, \u201cit was wonderful.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThe ocean, the sun, and our near-daily sexual encounters\u2014\u201d Startled, his friend cut him off, saying, \u201cAt your age?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How were you able to virtually make love each night? \u201cWell, we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday,\u201d the man said with a laugh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>also read&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a 70-year-old single man met a 17-year-old girl one day, he fell in love right away. After getting married, they honeymooned in Florida. A friend asked&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69257,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69256"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69258,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69256\/revisions\/69258"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/69257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}