{"id":69360,"date":"2025-07-26T03:39:39","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T03:39:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69360"},"modified":"2025-07-26T03:39:40","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T03:39:40","slug":"she-said-that-at-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69360","title":{"rendered":"She Said That at Lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"523\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-108.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-69361\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-108.png 523w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-108-245x300.png 245w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 523px) 100vw, 523px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Joke 1<br>A blonde walks into a coffee shop and asks the barista, \u201cDo you have any decaf?\u201d The barista replies, \u201cYes, we do.\u201d The blonde then asks, \u201cCould you also mix in some extra decaf?\u201d Bewildered, the barista explains, \u201cExtra decaf? There\u2019s only one kind of decaf here!\u201d The blonde smiles and says, \u201cThat\u2019s perfect\u2014I need something extra to keep me awake while I figure this out!\u201d<br>(Approx. 95 words)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joke 2<br>At a car dealership, a blonde is inspecting a shiny sports car. The salesman eagerly asks, \u201cAre you interested in taking this beauty for a spin?\u201d The blonde replies, \u201cOh, I\u2019d love to test drive it, but I have one condition\u2014if I accidentally drive it off the lot, could you please send a tow truck to rescue me?\u201d The salesman stares, baffled, and says, \u201cWe\u2019ll take good care of you if that happens.\u201d The blonde grins and adds, \u201cExcellent\u2014safety first, even if I can\u2019t figure out how to start it!\u201d<br>(Approx. 97 words)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joke 3<br>Two blondes are shopping for a television when one asks, \u201cDo you think this TV has a remote control?\u201d The other frowns and replies, \u201cI\u2019m not sure, but if it doesn\u2019t, we can always use our cell phones.\u201d After they purchase it and take it home, they stare at the box in disbelief. One exclaims, \u201cIt says \u2018voice control\u2019\u2014we have to shout commands!\u201d The other shakes her head and adds, \u201cNext time, let\u2019s just get a regular TV that lets us press buttons!\u201d<br>(Approx. 96 words)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joke 4<br>A blonde decided she wanted to impress her friends by baking a cake from scratch. She followed the recipe exactly\u2014except when it told her to \u201cpreheat the oven,\u201d she went and started reading the food labels on the boxes. When her friends arrived, the kitchen looked like a library of canned goods. One friend asked, \u201cWhere\u2019s the cake?\u201d The blonde replied, \u201cI was busy trying to figure out which box said \u2018preheated!\u2019 I guess the cake will have to wait until after we figure out the oven!\u201d<br>(Approx. 104 words)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69357\">also read&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joke 1A blonde walks into a coffee shop and asks the barista, \u201cDo you have any decaf?\u201d The barista replies, \u201cYes, we do.\u201d The blonde then asks,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69361,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69360"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69362,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69360\/revisions\/69362"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/69361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}