{"id":69385,"date":"2025-07-26T06:37:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T06:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69385"},"modified":"2025-07-26T06:37:01","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T06:37:01","slug":"little-johnny-gets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69385","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny gets"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trendsparknews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/See-more-%E2%AC%87-little-jonny-returns.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Most people didn\u2019t enjoy math in school\u2014numbers, fractions, and percentages aren\u2019t exactly easy. Little Johnny was no exception, and his poor multiplication skills got him into trouble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He came home and told his dad, \u201cI got an F in math today.\u201d<br>His dad asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d<br>Johnny explained, \u201cThe teacher asked, \u2018What\u2019s 3 times 2?\u2019 I said 6.\u201d<br>His dad replied, \u201cThat\u2019s correct.\u201d<br>Johnny continued, \u201cThen she asked, \u2018What\u2019s 2 times 3?\u2019\u201d<br>His dad shouted, \u201cWhat\u2019s the difference?\u201d<br>Johnny grinned, \u201cThat\u2019s what I said!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69363\">also read&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most people didn\u2019t enjoy math in school\u2014numbers, fractions, and percentages aren\u2019t exactly easy. Little Johnny was no exception, and his poor multiplication skills got him into trouble&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69385"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69385"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69386,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69385\/revisions\/69386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}