{"id":69425,"date":"2025-07-27T03:33:56","date_gmt":"2025-07-27T03:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69425"},"modified":"2025-07-27T03:33:56","modified_gmt":"2025-07-27T03:33:56","slug":"when-eggs-and-bologna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69425","title":{"rendered":"When Eggs and Bologna"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-121-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-69426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-121-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-121-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-121-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-121-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-121.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I\u2019d kicked him out. He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of bologna. Okay. I took it just to get him off my back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I\u2019d kicked him out. He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of bologna. Okay. I took it just to get him off my back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=69406\">also read&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I\u2019d kicked him out. He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69426,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69425"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69427,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69425\/revisions\/69427"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/69426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}