{"id":70574,"date":"2025-08-05T05:37:17","date_gmt":"2025-08-05T05:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=70574"},"modified":"2025-08-05T05:37:17","modified_gmt":"2025-08-05T05:37:17","slug":"tommy-got","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=70574","title":{"rendered":"Tommy Got!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"424\" height=\"342\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-122.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-70575\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-122.png 424w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-122-300x242.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Tommy got kicked out of class today.<br>The teacher asked him:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIf I gave you \u00a320 and you paid \u00a35 to Jane, \u00a35 to Clair &amp; \u00a35 to Katie, what would you have?\u201d<br><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"424\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lifepress.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/1111.png 424w, https:\/\/lifepress.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/1111-300x242.png 300w\" src=\"https:\/\/lifepress.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/1111.png\" alt=\"\"><br>Apparently\u2026 Three blow jobs and enough for a kebab was the wrong answer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=70568\">also read&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy got kicked out of class today.The teacher asked him: \u201cIf I gave you \u00a320 and you paid \u00a35 to Jane, \u00a35 to Clair &amp; \u00a35 to&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":70575,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70574"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70574"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70576,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70574\/revisions\/70576"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/70575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}