{"id":71974,"date":"2025-08-16T10:24:21","date_gmt":"2025-08-16T10:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=71974"},"modified":"2025-08-16T10:24:21","modified_gmt":"2025-08-16T10:24:21","slug":"a-birthday-gift-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=71974","title":{"rendered":"A Birthday Gift Gone\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-578.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-71975\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-578.png 512w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-578-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn\u2019t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money problems.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I checked that his company was okay, and we had enough money in our bank account so that he could buy me at least a bunch of flowers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I looked closely at the gel, and he knew that I hated that fragrance. I ended up crying and poured the gel down the toilet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My husband came home happy and said, \u201cDid you find it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Turns out he\u2019d put the ring in the bottle cap. He wanted to surprise me. So, he had to retrieve it from the toilet himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=71964\">ALSO READ&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday. I didn\u2019t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money problems&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71974"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71976,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71974\/revisions\/71976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}