{"id":72053,"date":"2025-08-17T02:58:48","date_gmt":"2025-08-17T02:58:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=72053"},"modified":"2025-08-17T02:58:49","modified_gmt":"2025-08-17T02:58:49","slug":"a-woman-asks-her-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=72053","title":{"rendered":"A woman asks her\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-603.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-72054\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-603.png 300w, https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-603-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWould you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He declines. \u201cThanks for asking, but I\u2019m not hungry right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s this Viagra,\u201d he says. \u201cIt\u2019s really taken the edge off my appetite.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He declines. \u201cThe Viagra,\u201d he says, \u201cIts really spoiled my need for food.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWould you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He declines again. \u201cNo,\u201d he says, \u201cit\u2019s got to be the Viagra. I\u2019m still not hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d she says, \u201cWould you mind getting off me? I\u2019m bloody starving.\u201d\\<a href=\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?author=1\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/?p=72039\">also read&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, \u201cWould you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee? He&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":72054,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72053"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72055,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72053\/revisions\/72055"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/72054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pulsperry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}