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Two friends who grew old together made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other how life after death was.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life, Dan was the first to die. Benny mourned him, and waited for him to come and visit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

True to his word, two months later, as Benny was sleeping, the voice of Dan appeared in his head. \u201cBenny\u2026Benny\u2026\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMy gosh\u2026 Is that you, Dan?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes, I\u2019ve come back like we agreed.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThat\u2019s wonderful! What\u2019s it like?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell, I get up in the morning, I have intercourse. I have breakfast and then it\u2019s off to the golf course. I have intercourse again, bathe in the warm sun and then have intercourse a couple more times\u2026 then I have lunch (keeping healthy, lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have intercourse the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it\u2019s back to the golf course again. Then it\u2019s more intercourse until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again\u201d.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWow, Dan! Heaven sounds amazing!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat heaven? I\u2019m a rabbit somewhere in Arizona.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.
As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWow, this is great!\u201d he thought. It wasn\u2019t long before he came to a hedge and after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight \u2013 lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHey!\u201d he called. \u201cI\u2019m a rabbit from the laboratory and I\u2019ve just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes, come and join us!\u201d they cried.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat else do you wild rabbits do?\u201d the lab rabbit asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell,\u201d one of them said, \u201cyou see that field there? It\u2019s got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This, he couldn\u2019t resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, \u201cWhat else do you do?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou see that field there? It\u2019s got lettuce growing in it. We eat that as well.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt\u2019s fantastic out here in the world,\u201d he told them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSo are you going to live with us then?\u201d one of them asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI\u2019m sorry, I had a great time but I can\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. \u201cWhy? We thought you liked it here.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI do,\u201d the rabbit replied. \u201cBut I must get back to the lab. I\u2019m dying for a cig * rette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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