I was preparing to go cash a paycheck
when I realized my husband hadn\u2019t signed it. So I sent our four-year-old daughter upstairs to \u201cget Daddy\u2019s name on the back of it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She came back, handed it to me, and said, \u201cI knew his name so I did it myself.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the back of the check, she had printed, \u201cD-A-D\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kid stuff
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, \u201cWho am I?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ready to play the game she said, \u201cI don\u2019t know! Who are you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWOW!\u201d cried the child. \u201cMrs Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn\u2019t recognise me!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Exam scare
Father to son after exam: \u201cLet me see your report card.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Son: \u201cMy friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Young wisdom
A man comes to dinner at a new friend\u2019s house. While they eat, the new friend\u2019s small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, \u201cWhy are you staring at me like that, young fellow?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The kid says, \u201cDaddy told me you were a self-made man.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI am.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, why did you make yourself like that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baby: \u201cMommy.\u201d
Dad: \u201cNo. Say daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baby: \u201cMommy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dad: \u201cCrap! Say daddy!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baby: \u201cCrap!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dad: \u201cWhat did you say?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baby: \u201cCrap!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mom: \u201cI\u2019m home!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baby: \u201cCrap!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mom: \u201cWhat? Where did you hear that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baby: \u201cDaddy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n