.My husband received this photo from me, then immediately wants a divorce
This guy passes away, and his wife has him cremated. She takes the ashes home, lays them out on the table, and begins talking to them.
“You know that fur coat you promised me?” she says. “Well, I bought it with the insurance money.”
She pauses for a moment, then continues. “And you know the new car you promised me?” she adds, a hint of satisfaction in her voice. “I bought that with the insurance money too.”
The room is silent, but her words echo with irony and finality. She seems to be getting everything he had promised her, in a way neither of them could have anticipated.
Finally, leaning in close to the urn, she whispers one last thing. With a mischievous grin, she says, “And you know that special favor I promised you? Well… here it comes.”