In the quiet town of Redwood Valley, where the most thrilling thing to happen was the annual pie-eating contest, something hilariously unexpected took place in the local morgue.
Dr. Carl Hemsworth, a forensic doctor with 23 years of experience and a reputation for taking his job very seriously, was called in for what seemed like a routine case — a young woman found “unresponsive” at a Halloween party. She had been wearing a full-body mummy costume made of bandages and hadn’t moved in hours. Naturally, someone panicked and called emergency services.
By the time she reached the morgue, nobody had managed to get the costume off her. Dr. Carl, thinking it was just another day at the office, examined her and declared with confident authority:
“Cause of death: likely heatstroke… maybe even dehydration.”
With surgical precision (and a little dramatic flair), Dr. Carl began unwrapping the mummy for examination. All was going well—until the “deceased” sneezed.
Carl screamed, she screamed, the nurse screamed. The janitor in the hallway also screamed, even though he didn’t know what was going on. Turns out, the woman had just fainted inside her airtight costume, and no one had realized it. She woke up confused, thirsty, and very irritated that she was nearly autopsied by a man who hummed theme songs from crime shows while working.
The Aftermath
The woman, thankfully unharmed, went home with some electrolytes and a legendary story to tell. As for Dr. Carl, he became an overnight meme in town. His new nickname?
“Dr. Too Soon.”
He now triple-checks for a pulse… and a sneeze.
Before jumping to conclusions… check if the mummy moves.
Disclaimer:
This article is fictional and written for entertainment purposes only. It does not depict real events or real individuals. Any similarity to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.
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