The New Cover-Up Strategy: Why The Deep State Floods The Zone With Pantsless Decoys and Unserialed WWI Rifles
By “The Scrutiny Engineer”
Forget everything you’ve been told. The “official story” of Charlie Kirk’s death is collapsing faster than a conspiracy YouTuber’s hard drive. The narrative — complete with a pantsless suspect, an antique WWI rifle, and a conveniently timed arrest — is so absurd, it’s practically performance art.
According to “experts,” the Deep State’s latest tactic isn’t to hide the truth — it’s to drown you in so much chaotic nonsense that you stop believing anything at all. Step one: deploy the pantsless decoy, a man allegedly present at every major event from 9/11 to the Boston Bombing, conveniently arrested the moment questions arose. Step two: blame the murder on a 22-year-old “non-military-trained” shooter with a “disassembled World War I rifle” that somehow fits in a backpack.
Add in “Epstein’s casting,” “Jewish donors,” and “Trump Tower blueprints,” and you’ve got the perfect conspiracy soufflé — overbaked, underproofed, and served cold.
The true mystery remains unsolved: who booked the venue?
