To My One And Only Love.
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
“Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller.
The Old man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic steadfastly replied,
“No, just engrave it:
To My One And Only Love.
That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.”
An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing.
He tries telling her to go for a hearing test, but she won’t hear of it.
He decides to prove to her there’s something wrong with her hearing.
He goes upstairs, takes out a recorder, turns it on and, knowing she is in the kitchen, yells downstairs,
“Honey, what’s for supper?”
No answer. He goes downstairs and yells
“Honey, what’s for supper?” Still no answer.
