The Biggest Boots
The man grinned and said,
‘Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come to my apartment and let me prove it to you?’
The old woman considered she might never get an offer like this again and was curious to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a £50 note.
Blushing, he said, ‘Well, thank you, I’m really flattered. Nobody has ever paid me for my ‘services’ before!’ Don’t be flattered’ she replied…
‘Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit…’ Women can be so cruel !!
