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I met a woman once and on our first date she gave me her address so we could meet at her house. Usually for first dates you meet in public for the woman’s safety, right? But ok… I certainly meant her no harm, and if she was comfortable meeting me at her house, then so be it.

I get there, she answers the door with an apology and told me she had just gotten home from work, was running late, and would I mind.. Of course not. So she gets me a beer out of the fridge, hands me the remote control and told me to make myself at home. I turn on the TV, watch the news, drink my beer, and upstairs I could hear the sounds of a woman getting ready.. Shower running, then hair dryer, etc. Then a moment of silence and I’m thinking she’s getting dressed.

Few minutes later she comes down in her bathrobe and said “Can I ask you a question?”

“Sure”

“Would you like to come upstairs and have sex?”

I guess I was too stunned to answer right away because she giggled and said “Its ok if you don’t.. we can still go to dinner and have a nice time.”

I said “Are you serious?” She nods her head yes…

I said “You’re not joking?”

She shook her head no..

“Ok”

And just like that we went upstairs and had sex. I spent the night and we did it again the next morning too.

She told me something to the effect of “We’re both after the same thing, so why not just get to it?”

I can respect that lol.