MY NEIGHBOR INSTALLED A DIRTY TOILET BOWL ON MY LAWN WITH A NOTE SAYING, “FLUSH YOUR OPINION HERE.”My new neighbor Shannon started sunbathing right in front of my house
literally right outside my 15-year-old son’s bedroom window. She was always in these tiny bikinis, and it made Jake super uncomfortable. I decided to be civil and ask her to move to a less conspicuous spot. She just laughed in my face and said, “If your son’s uncomfortable, that’s HIS problem. I do what I want in MY yard”A few days later, I came home to find an old, dirty toilet bowl on my lawn with a note that said, “FLUSH YOUR OPINION HERE.” I knew it was Shannon’s handiwork. When I confronted her, she smirked and said, “You wanted to share your opinion, so I gave you a place to put it.”I was furious but kept my cool, knowing that people like her eventually trip over their own arrogance. A few days later, I turned out to be so right.
