Do you fart in bed ?.
A married couple had a humorous but frustrating issue: the husband’s loud, smelly morning farts. His wife, who was constantly woken up by the noise and odor, begged him to stop, even suggesting he see a doctor. Over the years, he couldn’t control it, and the wife grew more exasperated. One Christmas morning, while preparing the turkey, she hatched a plan for revenge. As her husband slept, she snuck upstairs and filled his underpants with turkey guts. When he woke up and let out his usual fart, he screamed and rushed to the bathroom. The wife laughed uncontrollably, feeling she’d finally gotten back at him. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs, looking horrified and covered in blood. He told her, “You were right all these years — I finally farted my guts out.” Thankfully, with some Vaseline and a lot of effort, he managed to get them back in. The wife, still laughing, had the last word.
