St. Peter’s Christmas Test: Wait Until You Hear What Paddy Pulled Out!
Three men die on Christmas Eve and arrive at the gates of heaven, where St. Peter tells them they must have something with them that represents Christmas to pass through.
The Englishman lights a candle, explaining it represents Christmas, and St. Peter allows him to enter. The Welshman jingles his keys, saying they’re sleigh bells, and St. Peter lets him through as well.
When the Irishman pulls out a G-string and bra, St. Peter asks how they represent Christmas. The Irishman replies, “They’re Carols,” referencing the traditional Christmas carolers.
St. Peter, confused but amused, lets him pass too.
The joke plays on the humorous twist of the Irishman’s response, with the punchline relying on a double meaning of “carols”—as both festive songs and a playful reference to the lingerie.
