There are many types of jokes that make us laugh, and we all likely have a favorite. Whether it’s a simple punchline or an unexpected twist, some jokes are so classic that you can predict the ending before it’s even delivered.
One type of joke that has been popular for years is the “blonde joke.” While these jokes can range from mildly amusing to hilariously outrageous, here’s one that falls somewhere in the middle.
A blonde woman was having trouble with a vending machine at work. She’d been trying for 15 minutes to get the machine to give her a snack, but it wouldn’t budge. Frustrated, she decided to use a trick she had heard about. She started shaking the machine, hitting it in all the right places, and—sure enough—the snack dropped!
Feeling proud of her resourcefulness, she walked away, only to have the snack pop back up and land on the floor behind her. She smiled, thinking she’d outsmarted the system. But as she turned to leave, she tripped over a wire and fell flat on her face. In the end, she had cheated the vending machine… but ended up cheating herself out of grace!
And here’s another quick laugh for the road:
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
