In a bizarre and satirical legal move, Kyle Rittenhouse has reportedly filed a lien against Whoopi Goldberg’s Malibu home for $22 million. Drawing on a fictional 1957 case, The United States v The Little Green Men from Mars, Rittenhouse’s legal team, led by an attorney named Mr. Slithers, argues that if contractors can file liens, so can individuals—or even “lizard people.” The case, based on the absurd premise of extraterrestrial beings claiming damages on Earth, supposedly set a precedent allowing liens on planets and properties. Legal experts find the claim ludicrous, and Goldberg has not publicly responded. This is a satirical piece, blending real and fictional elements for humor.
