A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at her and said, “I need you!” He pushed her against the bathroom door, pulled down her underwear, and had his way with her. He knew he was doing well because she screamed and moved more than ever before.
After he was done, he began to put his clothes back on. Noticing his wife still squirming against the door, he said, “That was amazing, honey. You’ve never moved like that before. Are you hurt?” She replied, “No, I’m fine. I’ll be okay once I can get the doorknob out of my rear end.
