A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting them, he preached for just eight minutes because his gums hurt too much. The following Sunday, feeling better, he managed a 10-minute sermon.
But on the third Sunday, something unexpected happened. The pastor preached for nearly three hours, leaving the congregation puzzled. They finally intervened, helping him sit down. Concerned for his well-being, they asked, “Pastor, are you okay? What happened?”
The pastor sheepishly replied, “Well, the first Sunday, my gums hurt so much I couldn’t preach long. The next Sunday, things felt better, so I managed 10 minutes. But today, I accidentally put in my wife’s teeth, and I just couldn’t stop talking!”
The congregation burst into laughter, appreciating the lighthearted moment that turned a regular Sunday into an unforgettable story.
