My neighbor is such a jerk! It all started when I went over to ask him nicely to keep his dog from digging up my flowers. But somehow, that simple convo turned into a total nightmare. And just like that, we were at war: he’d fire up his chainsaw at the crack of dawn just to wake me up, my chickens would invade his yard and cause chaos, loud music, his dog — ugh, it was a mess.
One day, I was wrapping up work when someone started banging on my door like crazy. I opened it, and there was his little girl — Mandy, sobbing her eyes out.
“Please help,” she cried. “Daddy’s hurt! In the forest!”
On one hand, I couldn’t stand the guy — helping him was the last thing I wanted to do. But on the other hand, how could I say no to a crying kid?
So I went, and Thank God I did! It turned out he REALLY did need help.
