A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl pulling a red wagon with ladders and a garden hose, while her dog and cat are pulling it. She’s wearing a firefighter’s helmet, and the firefighter admires her setup, saying it’s a nice fire truck. Upon closer inspection, he sees that the girl has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and the cat’s testicles. He suggests that she tie the rope around the cat’s collar to make the wagon go faster. The girl thoughtfully agrees, acknowledging he’s probably right.
