Ho ho ho! Feeling festive? These Christmas jokes will have you laughing louder than Santa’s belly shake. Warning: excessive cheer, snort-laughing, and spontaneous caroling may occur. Proceed with caution… and cookies!
Jingle all the way to laughter! Grab your eggnog and settle in for some holiday hilarity. These jokes are Santa-approved and guaranteed to make you laugh harder than your uncle after too much Christmas pudding.
Mike drummed his fingers, grinning at his wife Janet. Time for their annual Christmas scheme.
“Hey kiddo,” he said to their son Ryan, feigning despair. “Your mom and I are getting divorced.”
“WHAT?” Ryan shouted, panicked. “Over what?”
“Her 342 sugar cookie recipes!” Mike snapped. “Call your sister. I’m done.”
Ryan called Ashley in a frenzy. She exploded: “OVER MY DEAD BODY!” and immediately booked flights home.
Mike hung up, high-fiving Janet. “Works every year.”
As they laughed, Janet smirked. “Should we tell them we did this for Thanksgiving too?”
“Nah,” Mike said. “Let’s save it for Easter!”
