Woman comes home and tells her husband
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”
“No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?”
“Margie referred me to a hypnotist,” she replies. “He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself, and repeat, ‘I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.’ It worked. The headaches are all gone.”
Then she adds, “You know, you haven’t exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything about that?”
The husband agrees to try it. After his appointment, he comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” He goes into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes later, and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
“Wow! That was wonderful!” she exclaims.
“Don’t move! I’ll be right back,” he says. He goes back into the bathroom, returns, and round two is even better than the first. The wife is amazed.
Once more, the husband says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” He heads back into the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and sees him standing at the mirror saying, “She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife.”
His funeral service will be held on Saturday.
