
After three decades apart, four old friends reunited at a lively get-together, clinking glasses and reminiscing about the past. The conversation soon turned to their children, and each father eagerly shared stories of his son’s success.
The first friend bragged, “My son worked his way up from the bottom in a big company. Now, he’s the president and even bought his best friend a brand-new Mercedes-Benz!”
The second friend chimed in, “That’s great, but my son went from being an airline mechanic to a pilot, then bought a stake in the company and now owns most of it! He gave his friend a private jet for his birthday!”
The third friend wasn’t outdone. “My son started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire! He bought his friend a 30,000-square-foot mansion!”
The fourth friend, just back from the restroom, smiled and said, “Well, my son is gay and works as a stripper.”
The others paused, unsure of how to respond. But the fourth friend laughed and added, “And he got a Mercedes, private jet, and mansion… from his three boyfriends!”