An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells at the bartender,
“Hey, do you ladies wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls dead silent.In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair—since you’re blind—that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a , blonde girl with a billy club.
I’m a 6-foot-tall blonde with a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The cowboy pauses for a second, then says, “…Nah, not if I have to explain it five times.”
