For her husband Dave’s birthday, his wife decided to do something unexpected—she took him to a gentlemen’s club, just to shake things up.
As they walked in, the bouncer greeted them with a friendly grin.
“Hey Dave! Back again, huh?”
His wife shot him a sharp look.
“You’ve been here before?”
Dave quickly waved it off.
“Nah, he just knows me from my bowling league.”
They sat down, and shortly after, a waitress appeared with a Budweiser in hand.
“Your usual, Dave?” she smiled.
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Now his wife was clearly annoyed.
“How does she know what you drink?”
“She’s on the women’s team that bowls right after us,” Dave said, nervously adjusting his seat.
Just as things were getting awkward enough, a dancer walked over, wrapped her arms around Dave, and purred,
“Hey Davey! Ready for your usual dance tonight, handsome?”
That was the last straw.
His wife grabbed her purse and stormed out. Dave chased after her and caught her just before she could shut the cab door. He jumped in, trying to salvage the night.
“I swear, she must’ve thought I was someone else!” he pleaded.
But she wasn’t buying it. She started yelling, calling him everything short of a saint.
Then, from the front seat, the cab driver looked back and casually added,
“The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real b**tch tonight, Dave.”
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