A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, “Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and make sure to cook my favorite dish before I get back.” But there was no reply… So, he sent another text,
“Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month,
I’m buying you a new car.” This time, his wife replied excitedly, “OMG, really?”He responded,
“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.” Funny story 2 – A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are,
