A woman is in labor when the doctor suddenly sees a baby’s head appear. To everyone’s shock, the baby looks up and asks, “Are you my dad?”
Startled, the doctor replies, “No, I’m your doctor.” The baby immediately disappears back inside. Minutes later, the head pops out again with the same question. Once more, the doctor answers no, and the baby retreats. Alarmed, the doctor calls for the father.
When the father arrives, the baby emerges again and asks, “Are you my dad?”
“Yes,” the man replies proudly.
The baby reaches out, pokes him in the forehead, and says, “How do you like that?”
In another story, a 65-year-old woman gives birth thanks to modern technology. When relatives visit, she refuses to show them the baby. Growing impatient, they finally ask why. “Because,” she snaps, “I forgot where I put him!”
Meanwhile, two babies sit in their cribs debating whether they’re boys or girls. After investigating, one announces confidently, “You’re a girl and I’m a boy.”
“How can you tell?” the other asks.
“Easy,” he says. “You’ve got pink socks. I’ve got blue.”
