“My Neighbor Kept Hanging Out Her Panties” is a humorous and somewhat embarrassing tale of a person who becomes frustrated by their neighbor, Mrs. Lisa, frequently hanging her underwear outside to dry. The story unfolds as the narrator’s curious friend, Jake, speculates wildly about the purpose of the underwear, even imagining them as superhero gear. When Jake suggests hanging his own underwear next to hers, the narrator decides to confront Lisa. However, Lisa dismisses the complaint and refuses to change her laundry habits. In a petty yet creative response, the narrator sews a massive, bright pair of granny panties and hangs them in front of Lisa’s window as a playful act of retaliation.
