At a gala event filled with beautiful young models, a stern old Sergeant Major caught the attention of one model, who approached him with a question. She asked if something was bothering him, to which he responded that he was just serious by nature. After commenting on his military accolades, the model suggested he should relax and enjoy himself. She eventually asked when he last “did the wild thing,” to which he replied, “1955.” Surprised, she led him to a private room, and they spent an hour together. Afterward, she complimented him on not having forgotten anything, to which the Sergeant Major responded, humorously, that it was only 9:30 PM, implying that he hadn’t been inactive since 1955.
